Friday, January 30, 2009

BREAKTHROUGH SURGICAL PROCEDURE

INTELLIGENCE, CHICKS

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Birds and the Taliban

In regards to the 1-15-09 US Airway Flight:

I truly believe the Taliban trained those birds. I knew something was up back in August. I was walking through Central Park and I saw a pigeon wearing a turban. I wanted to tell the FBI, but look at me I have a stick pierced through my nose. They would send me to the clinic, and I ain't going back to the clinic.

-Snoutwarrior

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

SEX MACHINE

See more Will Arnett videos at Funny or Die

Monday, September 15, 2008

Snout says...

BRING BACK ARRANGE MARRIAGES! People suck at picking their own life mates why not have a body of people to arrange one for you. That’s how we determine our leaders, as a community. This way you can never second guess yourself. “Maybe I made a mistake?” Nope, because you had absolutely no input at all. “Could I have done better?” Probably not. We all think this is the best you could do.

-Snout

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

YOU BLEW IT, CAPICHE?



Absolutely.

Snouts thought of the day

If I get carpal tunnel syndrome from jerking off to Internet porn does that count as an S.T.D.?

-Snout