Birds and the Taliban

In regards to the 1-15-09 US Airway Flight:

I truly believe the Taliban trained those birds. I knew something was up back in August. I was walking through Central Park and I saw a pigeon wearing a turban. I wanted to tell the FBI, but look at me I have a stick pierced through my nose. They would send me to the clinic, and I ain't going back to the clinic.

-Snoutwarrior