Snouts thought of the day

Do you ever think what were your parents doing nine months before you were born? Why was I created? For example I was born in December, so that means I was conceived in March, so theres a good chance I'm a product of green beer and some free time. And you can do this with just about every month except if you were born in January. If you were born in January then you were conceived in April, and only 2 things happpen in April. Tax day, which is more boring than the Dewey Decimal System, or the more obvious April fools.So either your father is an asshole and thought it would be funny not to wear a condom, or your moms a whore with a horribale sense of humor and didn't take her pill. It doesn't matter you were never really wanted. There's a good chance if they could do it all over again they would take the mulligan. You are just a bad joke. Much like this one. -Snout